ÁãáðçôÝ ×ñÞóôï.
Åëðßæù íá ìðïñåßò íá ìå âïçèÞóåéò.Ôéò ðñïÜëëåò,Ýöõãá ãéá ôç äïõëåéÜ ìïõ áöÞíïíôáò ôïí óýæõãü ìïõ óôï óðßôé íá âëÝðåé ôçëåüñáóç üðùò óõíÞèùò.Äåí åß÷á áðïìáêñõíèåß ðÜíù áðü 500 ìÝôñá üôáí ôï áõôïêßíçôï Üñ÷éóå íá êÜíåé äéáêïðÝò êáé Ýóâçóå.Ôï ðÜñêáñá óôçí Üêñç êáé ðÞãá ìå ôá ðüäéá ðßóù óôï óðßôé ãéá íá æçôÞóù âïÞèåéá áðü ôïí óýæõãü ìïõ.¼ôáí ìðÞêá óôï óðßôé äåí ðßóôåõá óôá ìÜôéá ìïõ! Ôïí âñÞêá óôçí êñåâáôïêÜìáñÜ ìáò ìå ôçí êüñç ôùí ãåéôüíùí ìáò! Åãþ åßìáé 52,ï óýæõãüò ìïõ 54,êáé ç êüñç ôùí ãåéôüíùí ìáò 22! Åßìáóôå ÷ñüíéá ðáíôñåìÝíïé.¼ôáí Üñ÷éóá íá ôïí ñùôÜù ìïõ áðïêÜëõøå üôé Ý÷åé ó÷Ýóç ìáæß ôçò ôïõò ôåëåõôáßïõò 6 ìÞíåò.Ôïõ åßðá íá äéáêüøåé áëëéþò èá Ýöåõãá.Åßíáé Üíåñãïò ôïõò ôåëåõôáßïõò 6 ìÞíåò êáé íéþèåé Ü÷ñçóôïò êáé èëéììÝíïò.Ôïí áãáðþ ðÜñá ðïëý áëëÜ áðü ôç ìÝñá ðïõ ôïõ Ýèåóá ôï ôåëåóßãñáöï ãßíåôáé üëï êáé ðéï áðüìáêñïò.Äå èÝëåé íá ðÜåé óå óýìâïõëï ãÜìïõ êáé öïâÜìáé üôé äåí áíôÝ÷ù Üëëï áõôÞ ôç êáôÜóôáóç.Ìðïñåßò íá ìå âïçèÞóåéò;
Ìáñßá..
ÁãáðçôÞ Ìáñßá.
¼ôáí Ýíá áõôïêßíçôï êÜíåé äéáêïðÝò êáé óâÞíåé ìåôÜ áðü ôüóï ìéêñÞ áðüóôáóç áõôü ìðïñåß íá ïöåßëåôáé óå äéÜöïñïõò ëüãïõò.Îåêßíá åëÝã÷ïíôáò áí õðÜñ÷ïõí óêïõðßäéá óôï óùëçíÜêé ôïõ êáõóßìïõ.Áí åßíáé êáèáñü Ýëåãîå ôçí ðïëëáðëÞ åéóáãùãÞò êáé ôá êáëþäéá ôçò ãåßùóçò.Áí ôßðïôå áðü áõôÜ äå óïõ ëýíåé ôï ðñüâëçìá ôüôå ìðïñåß íá åßíáé åëáôôùìáôéêÞ ç áíôëßá âåíæßíçò äçìéïõñãþíôáò ÷áìçëÞ ðáñï÷Þ ðßåóçò óôá ìðåê øåêáóìïý.Åëðßæù íá óå âïÞèçóá.
×ñÞóôïò.
ÂëÝðåéò åêåßíï ôï âïõíü ðïõ ìïéÜæåé ìå êåñÜóé;
Åíáò ÷ïíôñïò âëåðåé åíá ðïëõ ðñùôï ãêïìåíáêé óôï äñïìï..
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Ôé åãéíå ÷ïíôñïõëç îåöïõóêùíïõìå?
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
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"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
Reds (03-09-13)
Åßíáé ï ðáôÝñáò ï êïìïõíéóôÞò ìå ôï ðáéäÜêé ôïõ óôï óáëüíé. Óå êÜðïéá óôéãìÞ ôïí ñùôÜåé ï ðéôóéñéêÜò:
- "ÌðáìðÜ ï åëÝöáíôáò ðåôÜåé;"
Êáé áõôüò áðáíôÜåé:
- "¼÷é ðáéäß ìïõ äåí ðåôÜåé"
¾óôåñá áðü 5 ëåðôÜ ðÜëé ôï ðáéäß:
... - "Ï åëÝöáíôáò óßãïõñá äåí ðåôÜåé;"
Êáé áðáíôÜåé ðÜëé:
- "Íáé ðáéäß ìïõ óßãïõñá"
10 ëåðôÜ ðéï ìåôÜ:
- "Ñå ðáôÝñá åßóáé óßãïõñïò üôé äåí ðåôÜåé ï åëÝöáíôáò;"
ÁãáíáêôéóìÝíïò ï ðáôÝñáò:
"Íáé ñå ðáéäß ìïõ ëÝìå. Ðïéïò óïõ åßðå üôé ðåôÜåé; Ðïõ ôï åßäåò;"
Êáé ï ìéêñüò áöåëÝóôáôá:
- "Íá, ôï Ýãñáöå ï ÑéæïóðÜóôçò"
Ïðüôå ï ðáôÝñáò:
"ÐåôÜåé. Å êïõôáìÜñåò. 10 ìÝôñá ðÜåé êáé ìåôÜ ðÝöôåé"!
ÔÏ ÄÑÁÌÁ ÌÉÁÓ ÃÕÍÁÉÊÁÓ:
1. Íá ëïõóôåß
2. Íá âÜøåé ôï ìáëëß
3. Íá ÷ôåíéóôåß
4. Íá êáèáñßóåé ôï ðñüóùðï
5. Íá âÜëåé make-up
6. Íá âÜëåé ìÜóêáñá
7. Íá âÜëåé eye-liner
8. Íá öôéÜîåé âëåöáñßäåò
9. Íá âÜëåé óêéÝò
10. Íá âÜëåé êñáãéüí
11. Íá öôéÜîåé ôá íý÷éá
ãéá íá âãåé óôï äñüìï êáé íá áêïýóåé: "Ðù ðù ìéá êùëÜñá!"
"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn¢t understand the assignment.
I told them they didn¢t understand life."
—John Lennon
panahs7 (05-09-13)
- Ðïý ðÞãáí üëïé;
- Äåí êáôÜëáâá, íá äïõí êÜôé ãêÝé ìïâ èñüíïõò, êÜôé ôÝôïéï.
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"ÌðÜôìáí êáé ìáëáêßåò..."
Åãþ åßìáé ôï "ìéêñü åðáñ÷éùôüðïõëï" êáé êáô' Üëëïõò, ï
"ëÜãíïò, çìåäáðüò ëïãéóôÞò".
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Ðùò êáé óõíäéáóôçêå ç Ìðáñôóåëïíá ìå ôçí åîõðíç óéôá?Åãéíå êáôé Þ ôõ÷áéá ôá áíáêáôåøå ôï êïõñêïõôé?
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